I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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