me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The uberlube is also flammable
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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