How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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