how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Did I show you my penis last night?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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