can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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