My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
So. Much. Porn.
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