Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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