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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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