it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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