when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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