So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
im calling her cock vulture from now on
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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