Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize