And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize