You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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