I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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