have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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