Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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