just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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