I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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