I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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