WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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