problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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