i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just found puke in my bra..
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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