Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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