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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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