i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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