Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize