a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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