Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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