i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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