she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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