That's intense
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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