So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize