Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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