Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize