Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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