I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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