it's too hot outside to masturbate.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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