Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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