I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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