wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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