Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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