I wanna bring you to show and tell
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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