I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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