I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's like God shit irony all over that family
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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