We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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