i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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