Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
They are going to name an STD after you.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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