to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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