i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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